Introducing the Grey Madison, the newest addition to our American flag-lined blazer. Featuring a subtle grey outside, but a bold American flag print on the inside, you'll ask everyone if they're American, only to follow with "I want you inside me." This American flag blazer is just like a middle-of-nowhere porta potty. Why? Because from the outside it looks normal, but when it's open you are greeted with the most pleasant surprise. Nobody has exploded a mega dump, and instead, it smells of roses and Grandmas living room. Hand sanitizer sits gently on the wall, ready to cleanse the hands and warm the heart. This American flag suit jacket isn't a normal porta potty, it's a portable throne, normal from the outside, but an extraordinary experience on the inside.
